Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline Voice Mail Service
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
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If you are co-dependant, please have someone press 2 for you.
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If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
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If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay where you are until
the black helicopter comes for you.
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If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice in your head will tell you which
number to press.
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And, if you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will
answer.
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